No, you did NOT bring your 3 year old to the late show.
There needs to be a universal, federally enforced curfew for children under the age of 16. I am considering running for Prime Minister because I think this should be a serious political issue. Know what I hate? Driving past 7-11 at 2am and seeing a pack of 13 year old boys loitering outside the store. GO HOME. Don't you have Red Shoe Diaries to watch or something? Maybe Wild-On Camaroon? Maybe the Girls Gone Wild infomercials?
Anyways, back to the point of my story. I was in Edmonton a week ago and I decide to watch ~cough~ Harry Potter ~cough~. I get tickets for the late show, which starts at 9pm. I get into the theatre and sit down a few rows back from the front. Alot of the optimum seats were taken due to my having to watch the dragon blow some fire (which was awesome). So I'm sitting in my seat and in walks this family. And I mean the WHOLE family. The Grandma (age 29), the mom (age 18) and the kids (ages 6,5,4 and 3). I seriously give them the triple take. You know, the one you give your doctor when you find out what a catheter/pap smear is. I can't believe this. You just brought your 3 year old daughter to the LATE MOVIE. What kind of 3 year old isn't in bed before 7pm? I know for damn sure that if I was 3 and I wasn't in bed before 7pm, it was because I was sick and couldn't sleep because I had an anal thermometer stuck up my ass.
Worst thing about it is that this girl is awake the whole time and CAN'T KEEP HER MOUTH SHUT. Newsflash: As if your 3 year old daughter cares that Harry is a crappy magician. Again. Or that Ron is a huge pussy. Again. Or that Hermione is really hot. I mean smart. Again.
You just know that this kid is never supervised at home and doesn't go to bed until 1:30am. She likely already smokes dope, curses like a sailor and drinks like your dad.
Get some parenting skills.
posted by LBomb @ 11:46 PM
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Hey for about an hour tonight me and two girls that live in my dorm sat and read out blog postings of yours. We laughed so hard we almost cried! I havn't talked to you in awhile and you are still making my day. Thanks for being so funny and just being you!
~Ashley
Mmmm...girls...reading...
Hey now, settle the mettle!! One must keep in mind that if it wasn't for such pathetic and dangerous parenting skills we wouldn't have a job! I mean at least the parental unit was with the small children and didn't have the 6 year old at home babysitting/balancing the chequebook/doing an oil change....you get the idea! Although I am terribly jealous that you saw the new Harry Potter before me!
she didn't have the six your old doing those things b/c the 7 year old was home doing them as punishment for wanting to have "milk" at supper instead of Jack Daniels.
Actually, you calling me ignorant is more so ignorant than I could ever be. You see, I am actually very aware of what happened in this story because I was there. So, in fact, I'm not ignorant at all. As you are claiming that I am ignorant, it would imply that you WERE there and in fact witnessed this entire story. So, either you are lying and weren't there, and henceforth are more ignorant than I and through your deductive reasoning would be "the most fucking ignorant person you've ever come across" OR you are the 18 year old mother of 4 who can't take care of her family. Either way, congratulations with your failure in life.
Ok kid, I posted again. And I have to say once again you continue to be the person who can make random people extremely angry more than anyone else I know. lol way to be.
I just want everyone to know that I am hopelessly and completely in love with Lbomb!
Racism doesn't have to be said in words. Everyone that is reading your blog can tell you're a dirty racist. Don't worry Lbomb, Jesus is watching....
Brilliant. Owned.
Ok, fine. I got owned. I'm a bitch,prefer men and own all the s club 7 cd's. I cry myself to sleep after chatting to hotbabes (40yr old men) online all night.
You didn't "own" anybody's mom. Ever. You "owned" their half-retarded step-brother who lives in the basement talking to you on various chat forums every night between 7:00 and 8:00pm.
And yes, you do need to be a guest poster, 2fnlo.
Owned. Again.
Awww, poor little anonymous feeling a little down? Keep sucking at comebacks? It's ok. Life gets better at 13. And so does lovemaking with your moms vibrator.
Hey "anonymous #1", at least his mother isn't dead.
See Lbomb? These are the kind of people that would stand in your corner as opposed to mine. The kind of people that take shots at someone's deceased mother. I hope you feel ashamed
You have no corner. No one even knows who you are. Or CARES who you are for that matter. If you don't like people making fun of your dead mom, don't bring up my mom. The only thing I'm ashamed about is your lack of intellect and the fact that everyone who loves this blog has to (gets to) read your comments.
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