Monday, February 27, 2006

Craziest. Girl. Ever. 1

This is the first of a 3 part series about the absolute craziest girl I have ever heard of. I have not actually ever MET this girl. This is a story a friend of mine, VJ, told me. Throughout the series the names of all involved will be false as alot of people who are involved may read my blog.

VJ was "seeing" a guy named Jon. Jon had a good friend named Brian who was dating an absolutely gorgeous girl named Tara. This girl is a Bud Girl, which may not mean so much as she lives in Regina, but it still gives you the general hottness.

Jon and Brian were planning on becoming roomates but there was one big issue: Jon couldn't stand Tara. As far as Jon was concerned, Tara could die. She was incredibly annoying and was ALWAYS hanging out with Brian. She's one of those girls who's nice to look at but you'd rather start a conversation with her Maxi-pad. Tara dating Brian was almost a deal-breaker for Jon, but he and Brian came to a mutual agreement: 1) If Brian got the biggest of the 2 rooms, that Tara would retreat to that room when Jon and her got into an argument because that would inevitably happen. If Tara would not agree to retreat to Brians room, then Jon would get the bigger room. 2) That Tara was not to stay at the apartment if neither Jon nor Brian was there as Jon did not trust Tara to refrain from stealing something/turning their apartment into a Meth Lab.

With this agreement in place, Brian continued dating Tara. It was summer, so of course there was alot of partying going on. With that said, I suppose partiers can be broken up into 2 categories:
1) Mary Kate & Ashley Olson Partiers
2) Robert Downey Jr. Partiers
Tara seemed to fit more into the latter. In fact, her partying was getting so bad and Brian got so fed up, that he eventually told her that if she didn't seek help, he was going to dump her.

Tara agreed and decided it was in her best interests to get help. She signed up for a week-long detox in which she was only allowed 1 contact outside the detox facility. She told Brian that she was not going to talk to him at all as she wasn't allowed to email, go on MSN, talk on the phone (other than her contact person who was a good friend of hers), or leave the facility for an entire week. She told Brian that if he wanted to know how she was doing, all he had to do was call her friend/contact person (F/CP) and ask her, as they would be talking at least once a day.

For a week Brian would call F/CP every day or so to get an update on how Tara was doing in detox. F/CP would report things like "Oh, she's doing very well. In group today they discussed the negative effects of alcohol abuse." or "She was feeling pretty depressed today but managed to make it through."

Finally, the long week of waiting was over. Brian and Tara were virtually inseparable the next couple of days. After Tara going through detox, they had realized what they'd loved so much in each other and couldn't get enough.

One day, as Brian was talking on the phone, his friend casually mentioned something he had seen Tara do the previous week. Brian stated that this could not be the case as Tara was sequestered in detox all week. His friend assured him that it was in fact Tara he was talking about.

Brian went home immediately to confront Tara on this inconsistency. Tara ended up confessing that she had not went to detox. Rather, she went through the pains of not talking to any of Brians friends or any mutual friends they shared. She blocked him on MSN so she could still sign in and talk, but he would think she was never online. She even avoided regular haunts of theirs in order to minimize the chance of her being seen by him or anyone they both knew. This, of course, precipitated a break-up.

This entire situation is just beyond my comprehension. And it's only the tip of the iceberg. This will be the mildest of the 3 entries.


At 12:28 AM, Blogger Hendy said...

That chick is Bat-Shit crazy

At 6:24 PM, Blogger michael lewis said...

Give her my number; she sounds like a real winner.

At 10:15 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

When's part 2 coming!!!

At 11:13 PM, Blogger LBomb said...

Hopefully soon, my friend. Hopefully soon.

At 1:09 PM, Blogger Briananthony said...

New Post????

At 1:47 PM, Blogger LBomb said...

Sorry. I've been on holidays for a while. A new post is coming soon.

At 3:14 PM, Anonymous Flint said...

Congrats! Once again you've hit the nail right on the head. Managed to exploit sombody's factual and rather serious problems and make it into a series for you and your friends to get your jollies off. Great job! You've wrote some pretty crude blogs previously but this is absurd, and I am almost positive you, or one of your "posse"will write a negative response to my comment, so allow me to reciprocate now by saying I am almost ashamed to call you friend.

At 6:52 PM, Blogger Hendy said...

I'm gonna let someone else take first crack at this one, in case there is a back story I'm unaware of, but rest assured I will say my piece in due time.

At 7:02 PM, Blogger LBomb said...

If you are indeed a friend, I would say that I am "almost ashamed" that I associate with people who would rather tell me anonymously that they are dissapointed in me than telling it to me to my face.

At 7:05 PM, Blogger Hendy said...

Amen. It seems to be a growing trend that there is "online fighting" going on. Although I admit that the concept of blogging is rather dorky, it is generally a source of entertainment for us, and a forum for us to share funny stories and vent about things that are annoying. Once again I will say that if it bothers you then don't read it. Case closed.

At 9:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LBomb your killing me... where is part 2?


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