Saskatchewan License Plates
O.K., alot of you might remember a few years back when SGI had a contest for what the slogan on Saskatchewan's license plate should be. AND, as most of you know, the winning slogan was "Land of the Living Skies". I am gonna go out on a limb here and say that slogan blows. I GUARANTEE that had I been the guy in charge of deciding which slogan would appear on our license plate, Saskatchewan wouldn't be the laughing stock of Canada right now. I actually submitted a few slogan ideas of my own, which, for some reason, didn't make the cut. Here they are.
"Saskatchewan - Land of the Living Old" - I don't know what the ACTUAL stats are on the population of Saskatchewan, but I would be willing to guess that for every person under the age of 30, there are 10 people over the age of 100. I mean, I think we have entire towns dedicated to super old people. In fact, I KNOW we have entire towns dedicated to old people. Just look at places like Weyburn. Weyburn is such a crap-hole and everyone from Weyburn stinks like old people or tries to steal your girlfriend. Even the 17 young people who live there stink like old people because there are so many old people, that old people smell permeates the air.
"Saskatchewan - Flatter Than Your 12-Year-Old Daughter" - Before people start cracking off retarded comments like "but lbomb u r not supozed to say stuf lik that. u sound lik mikal jaksin, LOLOL!!", I would just like to say I don't care what you think. Fact of the matter is, it's true. Your 12 year old daughter is flat...probably. Saskatchewan is flat...for sure.
"Saskatchewan - Impoverished since 1904" - This must be true. Why else do you think we pay 13% tax? Why else do you think we haven't planted trees everywhere? Why else don't we build some hills? Have you ever been to anything cool in Saskatchewan? Ever? Of course not. They don't even have Rock in the Valley anymore. They have Country Music in my throw up. What? I'm tired, be quiet.
"Saskatchewan - Home of Leslie Nielson" - Is anyone tired of hearing about this guy? Dude comes out with a couple sub-par movies and all of a sudden he's the best thing to come out of Regina. Or Carlyle. Or Tisdale. Or whatever. And it's not just Leslie, it's Theresa Sokyrka (I hope I spelled her name wrong) and The Johner Brothers and Theoren Fleury and whoever else. Lets just admit it, we're grasping at straws here. If we had Jim Carrey, Avril Lavigne, Toby MacGuire (or whoever a good country singer is), and Peter Forsberg, at least we'd have something.
"Saskatchewan - That Place Between Winnipeg and Calgary" - If you're travelling across Canada, what is the place you're most likely to pass by without stopping? If you say anything other than Saskatchewan, you are a liar. What are you going to stop and see? Taylor Field? Boundary Dam? We need something to draw tourists. Like a swimming pool or something.