Shack
I want hate mail. So, I have realized the best way to do this is make fun of the worst basketball player in the history of the universe. Shazzam. For those of you who STILL don't know who I'm talking about, I mean Shakeel O-Kneel. It doesn't matter if I spelled his name right because no one really cares anyways.
Shazzam can't hit free throws. He just can't. If people are getting paid millions of dollars to NOT hit free throws, what am I doing in my line of work? I can NOT hit free throws all day if I'm getting paid to NOT do it. I am also much better than Shazzam at NOT shooting 3-pointers. Oh yeah, and I can foul really well, too. The only thing I don't have is Shazzams size. Dude is big. And apparently has magical powers. Which I also don't have, but I bet I could STILL suck as much as him. Even without magical powers.
Oh yeah, and there's one more thing about Shazzam. He's a sellout. Who licenses their name to a terrible Sega game called Shaq-Fu? Wow. People who like Shazzam must be mentally retarded.
posted by LBomb @ 10:28 PM
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21 Comments:
"here i am again, you better call the cops,pump up your reboks and just don't stop" -=----ill lyrics by dj shaqizzle o'nizzle .......
and by ill i mean i just vomited all over them
Hey stinkbomb, I linked you, so you better re-link me, or it's on.
ps. For those of you who want to defend Shaq.. come on... this was a long time coming.
terrible drivers
You have to be kidding Coral. I NEVER link first. EVER. You show me your loyalty to me, and then you get a link. I can boldly say "I will DOUBLE you traffic".
C'mon hendy isn't "most coveted" a bit strong, i mean their were not a lot teams interested in shaq as a matter of fact i would suggest if there were a fantasy draft right now, shaq would not go top five and maybe, not even top ten. He only dominates because of his size. Feed shaq the ball? two words why not...Duane Wade. Duane the Franchise Wade. This is Wade's team, not shaqs. The team hinges on Wades play, not shaqs. The record speaks for itself. Wade hurt the heat get ousted. Shaq hurt there are a few more dozen doughnuts to go around the locker room..........
and for someone defending shaq Hendy you should check out on my site to see where all this started.....
Hey way to be punctual with the linking me. Now make a new and more interesting post for me to read.
Please Coral. Put a counter on your page so we can see who gets more traffic. The funny guy with good posts or the boring chick with irregular, poorly named posts.
Coral, we weren't talking about the kind of traffic that comes to your bordello...I mean bedroom. We're talking INTERNET traffic.
Gotta go to the "your momma" jokes cause you can't keep up? That's ok. Just take a few minutes to think up a good one and get back to me.
Awful. Stop commenting until you can stop embarrassing yourself.
Owned.
"I want hate mail just like Maddox"
Maddox has hate mail? Really? Just like MILLIONS of other people/websites in the world? I didn't know Maddox had a monopoly on hate mail. If you're going to be ignorant and say I copied Maddox because I want hate mail, you might as well say I copied the English for using their language. Or Bill Gates for using a computer. People shouldn't post comments if they're mentally retarded.
posting under anon. is gutsy......oh wait. no, it's terrible.
hmmm. what would maddox say?
I bet that what went through Bill Gates head as he finished making Windows, 'oh boy here comes the hate mail. Then I can reply in a cynical funny way', oh a being anom, what am I going to do give you my name so you can...refer to me personally...whooo..here you go
What are you talking about? Your argument makes no sense. Bill Gates getting hate mail? Where did you get that from? I don't care if you remain anonymous because I don't care about you. It's just that when you post comments on my blog, you lower the bar so that other 12 year olds with Down's Syndrome think it's ok to post their irrational thoughts/arguments.
just accept the fact that you sound.. sound, you didn't copy any of his writings, I know. And your first few blogs were fricken hilarious, but you sound like maddox. And maybe get that Downs Syndrome checked out.
Accept the fact that I "sound.. sound"? What? Did you ever consider that maybe Maddox and I have similar personalities? You change your accusation of "copying" Maddox to the reparation of "sounding" like Maddox. This proves me right and you wrong. I don't care if I SOUND like Maddox because he's hilarious. I didn't COPY Maddox, which is originally what you tried to claim.
Oh, and by the way, nice job using my comeback against me. Extremely witty.
You win.
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