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I was walking home after a long day of hugging trees when I spotted a wounded bird on the ground. Luckily, I always carry around a basket for carrying around any wounded animals (birds, gophers, rats, crickets, etc.) I might find on the road. I took some leaves from the ground (because I don't like ruining nature) and padded the basket to make a comfortable bed for the bird. Continuing on my way home, I saw a Honda Element and thought "what a nice design for a car. I should purchase one from the left over tree-planting money I saved". I got home, casted the poor birds wing and threw on an Oasis CD. I could listen to Oasis forever. They are better than the Beatles.

After this, I called my best friend and quoted Napoleon Dynamite for 6 hours. WHAT A GREAT MOVIE. IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS MOVIE, YOU SUCK, lol.

I was hungry so I made some grilled cheese sandwiches on whole wheat bread. I like eating healthy because it makes me feel good about myself. I also did some yoga. Yoga is almost as soothing as Oasis, except without Noel Gallgher, the greatest musician in the history of the universe.

Anyways, to make a long story short, I saved the little birdies' life and some whales all in one day! I am so excited!!! LOL!!!

P.S. I am so fortunate to have a blog to share my feelings on!!!!! Please post comments so I know you care about me!!! LOLOLOLOL!!